I know you don’t like to say it in front of the Woofies, but…

I’m your favorite right, Human Daddy?
–Amber
I know you don’t like to say it in front of the Woofies, but…

I’m your favorite right, Human Daddy?
–Amber
Are you going for a snack, Human Mommy?

If so, I want one, too, preferably some of those delicious baked, organic chicken tenders, slightly warmed in the microwave.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
It’s a treat to enjoy one’s morning nap on a sun warmed comforter…

…even if the comforter smells of Woofie.
–Luna and Finnegan
It’s mean not to share your meal with a Dog…

…who is obviously starving.
–Cosmo
I know you don’t want me to be in this location, Human Mommy.

But here I am and I know you won’t shoo me away until you’ve taken multiple photos.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
I’m snug as a bug on a rug…

…or snug as a puppy princess surrounded by love.
–Xena
Go away, Humans. I hit the ‘Nip and the Meowgaritas pretty hard last night.

It’s far too early to get up.
–Luna
When Darth Vader and Amber and Lily and, well, all the other Cats are away…

…the House Lion will take possession of the pillow.
–Finnegan
Papa Cosmo! There’s a Meowie using our water bowl! Can I shoo her away?

Sadly, Little Xena, no. The Humans get upset when we herd the Meowies.
–Xena and Cosmo
Is Spring really coming soon…

…or did the Groundhog lie?
–Phelps