Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

You failed to pay the stair toll and now you want to saunter down the upstairs hall as if you own the joint.

No.

–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader

Ahem!

My ears are not going to skritch themselves.

Aaaaah! Much better!

–Sunny

Thank you for finally unrolling my new carpet, Human Daddy.

Please keep the Woofies off my new carpet. It’s mine and they have questionable hygiene practices.

–Lily

After a lively Saturday night of Catting…

…a long Sunday snooze is de riguer.

–Phelps and Amber

There’s nothing wrong with sleeping in…

…on a Saturday morning.

–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

Are you planning on coming up the stairs with that bulky bin of laundry, Human Mommy?

Please note that we have instituted a freight surcharge on the stair toll.

–Lily and Amber

I’m not sitting pointedly in front of the fridge for my health, Human Mommy.

I’m obviously feeling peckish.

–Darth Vader

Sometimes you may happen upon a confluence of Cats.

Tread very carefully or, better yet, retrace your steps down the stairs.

–Amber, Darth Vader, Luna, and Lily

There are plenty of good napping spots in my home.

The best ones are next to Papa Cosmo.

–Xena

It’s Monday again, Human Mommy. Well, Monday for you.

I’m not observing Monday this week.

I can do that since I’m a Cat.

–Amber