Possession is nine tenths of the law.
Cattitude makes up for the other tenth.
This chair is mine. Get your own.
–Quicksilver
Privileges of Age
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.
–Charlie
Follow the Leader
No matter how big they get, well trained Woofies should always know to follow their leader.
–Quicksilver
Unorthodox Situations
Are your Humans hauling the new futon mattress into the spare room every time they leave the Woofies in the living room unattended?
As a Cat, you should make the most of the situation.
–Darth, Phelps, and Finnegan
Ignoring your Humans
Ignoring your Humans is difficult, necessary business. Stay strong, no matter how loudly they make the kissy-kissy-food-will-be-forthcoming sound.
–Finnegan
Invite yourself
Don’t fret if you aren’t officially invited to partake of the evening aperitif.
Simply invite yourself.
–Quicksilver
Reading
Reading makes you smarter.
–Amber
Hair of the Dog
Did you find yourself sleeping in your bathroom this morning with absolutely no idea how you got there?
It’s the price you pay for a wild Friday night.
Now pull yourself together and stalk the Dogs.
Their hairs are great for hangovers.
–Lily
A King is a King
A king is a king, no matter where he chooses to sit.
–Quicksilver
Get a pawdicure first
Is your Human Mommy considering heading out in her strappy sandals without first tending to her bottom paws?
Do not let her.
A pawdicure is de riguer with strappy sandals.
–Amber
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