Humans, do you ever get up, get washed, get dressed in your work clothes, and get down to the kitchen only to think “Nope, not today?”
Sorry, but you have to go to work as cans of tuna do not grow on trees.
We’ll put in an extra hour of napping today, just for you.
We Cats are nothing if not empathetic.
–Lily and Darth Vader

