Human Women can waste a lot of time, money and space accumulating random bottles and tubes and powders to use in their beauty routine. Amateurs…
We Girl Cats know better. All you need to look your best is a sandpaper – like tongue for grooming and exfoliating, a high protein diet for to keep your fur glossy and your muscles toned, and a minimum of 16 hours of beauty sleep per day.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Hello Amber : thanks for following our blog on despatchesfromtimbuktu. I look forward to reading more of your posts – clearly we are on the same whisker-length a.k.a. human wavelength.
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I’m looking for a “follow” button and couldn’t find one on your site? perhaps I’m missing it?
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I believe it’s at the right paw top of the site, but Finnegan is really the tech cat. I’ll ask him as soon as he wakes up from his midmorning nap. Purrs, Amber
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A little petting and catnip helps too.
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You have to be careful with the nip as it can give you the munchies and thus ruin your svelte fogure. Purrs, Amber
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A brilliant beauty regime that my girls follow to the letter- I’m very tempted to try it for myself…
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You really should! I get much better results than my Human Mommy does with all her silly bottles and tubes. Purrs, Amber
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amber; my stars girl, you are soooooooooo right; you should submit this beauty regime to ALL the fashion and health and beauty magazines; why they’d scoop this up and the next thing you know you are a bazillionaire ess ~~~~~~ indeed…hug from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥
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Right, Dai$y? The Human Ladies have got a lot to learn from us Cats! I’d totally take you up on your suggestion, except that it might cut into my nap time. Purrs, Amber
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Just wanted to say this kitty sure has red in it { ♀♂ ? }
Washe Kat (my lord & master) has a lot of roan red in his black furry coat too, in only certain lighting though 🐱
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Thank you for noticing! I’m a lady Cat. Purrs, Amber
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Very good advice! You’ll notice in the pictures of the Kit Housefolk’s blog (I’m trying to make it my own) that I am very well-groomed. We she-cats do know what we’re doing!
Be seeing you,
Midnight
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True that, Midnight! She Humans should follow our lead. Purrs, Amber
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Very true! My cat is prettier than me every day of the week 😛
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All you need to do is adopt a feline beauty regime. Your Cat will still be prettier than you, of course, but you’ll be prettier than you are now. Purrs, Amber
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I’ll just send my cat Majora to work and I will adapt his routine. If only my hair could be as glossy as his fur 😛
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No, you cannot send your Cat Majora to work. We Cats don’t work, we reign. Purrs, Amber
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