When your Human Mommy abandons you, it is helpful to know how many days she will be gone in order to mete out her punishment upon her return. You can sniff her carryon, count her socks, or simply hack her smartphone to extract her itinerary.
–Amber
When your Human Mommy abandons you, it is helpful to know how many days she will be gone in order to mete out her punishment upon her return. You can sniff her carryon, count her socks, or simply hack her smartphone to extract her itinerary.
–Amber
All good things to do. Also, insert hairball in the luggage so she doesn’t miss you too much.
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The boy Cats considered perfuming her carryon, just so all the Felines she might encounter know that she’s ours. Purrs, Amber
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I had a friend whose cat did that….often…hehe
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. Purrs, Amber
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Aww, good luck surviving the abandonment period, Amber! Hang in there! 🙂
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It is very difficult. I’m feeling sick to my little tortie stomach. I think I need to throw up in some of Human Mommy’s shoes. Purrs, Amber
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Ohh, hope you’re feeling better soon!
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How can I feel better? Human Mommy abandoned me!!! I feel a hairball coming on. I best go hork it up on Human Mommy’s pillow. Purrs, Amber
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Oh, poor Amber! She’ll be back, I promise! Don’t need to ruin your health with hairballs and worry!
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We always try to punish them, but then we’re so happy to see them and so hungry that we forget!
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Well Human Daddy is here with us–Human Mommy is the one we are mad at. Given that starvation is not an issue, given the many cans of wet food, bowls of milk and handfuls of treats Human Daddy has given us to console us, we will be in fine form to punish Human Mommy properly upon her return. Purrs, Amber
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We always want to do that, but then they come back, and were so hungry and happy that we forget!
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Oops! We’re not very good at using the lady’s phone! We didn’t mean to post twice!
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Those are great ideas. I thought my mom was just going for a drive and I didn’t see her for four whole days! I ignored her for a couple of days and we were even. Kommando Kitty.
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Thank you! We always like to know exactly how long our Humans will be gone so that we can plan out their punishment in advance. Purrs, Amber
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