Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Mine
The full sun window box is now mine.
All mine.
–Lily
Not a Carpet
No, I am not an expensive new carpet.
I am your glorious House Lion.
Be careful not to step on me.
–Finnegan
Ownership
That’s my window box, Lily. Kindly unbox yourself.
Haven’t you ever heard that possession is nine-tenths of the law, Luna?
The fact that I’m a Queen and you’re a mere Princess makes up for the other tenth.
Now, shoo.
Don’t make me late for my mid-morning nap.
–Luna and Lily
Waking up
Waking up is overrated…
…particularly on a Sunday.
–Lily
Refurring
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur, citoyens!!!
Refur with all your might!
–Darth Vader
Vive la résistance!
Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist!
Resist with all your might.
–Darth Vader
How to Grow a Cat
- Install a window box in a full sun location
- Douse window box generously with Catnip
- Wait for Cat to appear
IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATER CAT FUR. DO NOT SPRITZ CAT WITH SPRAY BOTTLE. CAT IS NOT A PLANT.
–Luna
Treats?
What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Mommy?!
The Woofies still have a whole bag of Pupperoni.
We’ll take that.
–Finnegan and Luna
Shadow Cat
There’s something up there…
I know there is!
Well hello there, Charlie! Are there lots of plump mice on your side of the rainbow bridge?
–Luna and Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 