Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist!
Resist with all your might.
–Darth Vader
How to Grow a Cat
- Install a window box in a full sun location
- Douse window box generously with Catnip
- Wait for Cat to appear
IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATER CAT FUR. DO NOT SPRITZ CAT WITH SPRAY BOTTLE. CAT IS NOT A PLANT.
–Luna
Treats?
What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Mommy?!
The Woofies still have a whole bag of Pupperoni.
We’ll take that.
–Finnegan and Luna
Shadow Cat
There’s something up there…
I know there is!
Well hello there, Charlie! Are there lots of plump mice on your side of the rainbow bridge?
–Luna and Charlie
Confluence of Cats
Is the laundry basket magnetic?
Or has Human Daddy provided generous piles of treats?
–Darth, Luna, Finnegan, Lily, and Amber
Last Bite
Are you too full to finish your last bite of dinner, Human Daddy?
We don’t want to waste food.
Please allow me to help.
–Cosmo
All is Well
I’ve got a full belly,…
…a comfortable bed, and a crackly fire to keep me warm.
All is well.
–Sunny
Happy Friday
Happy Friday, Humans! It’s time to chill.
Or it will be, right after you open a celebratory can of tuna and pour me a saucer of fresh cream.
–Lily
Make Your Presence Known
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
Stockings
It’s important to tend to your stockings daily…
…to maintain their brilliant whiteness.
–Lily
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 