Indulging in a midnight snack, Humans?

Your snack will taste better if you share it with me…

…and me.
–Lily and Sunny
Indulging in a midnight snack, Humans?

Your snack will taste better if you share it with me…

…and me.
–Lily and Sunny
Bacon?

Is that BACON?!

Gimme some.
–Cosmo
Is this slice of sunshine mine, Mama Stella, or is it yours?

It’s ours, Little Xena. Let’s share.
–Xena and Stella
Head skritches or spreadsheets?

Head skritches. Always.
–Lily
Oh my Dog! It’s cold outside but there still isn’t any snow.

No snow to gallop through…
No snow to play fetch in…
No snow to keep the Humans home.
–Cosmo
Thanks for the treats, Human Mommy!

Wait…

Did you give Darth Vader more than you gave to me?
–Lily
This Netflix show is exciting, Humans…

…but it’s also a bit scary.

I hope it won’t give me nightmares.
–Xena
Effective supervisors aren’t always alert…

…but we are always higher than you.
–Lily
Human Daddy repositioned my credenza.

I am still assessing whether…

…or not…

…I approve.
–Finnegan
Yoo-hoo! Half Moon! Why are you hiding in your cave?

You aren’t being very sociable tonight.
–Luna