To make you feel better about your cone, your Humans may tell you that ecollars are chic, all the rage on the Paris runways. Just because your Humans say it doesn’t mean you have to believe it.
–Stella
Post-op
Misery loves company.
–Stella and Cosmo
True Love
You will know when you find true love. Don’t question it. Your heart knows.
–Stella
Stealth Masters
When you really, really, really want something, like spaghetti, pretend to be asleep. Spring into action at the propitious moment when the spaghetti is unguarded because the Humans believe you to be deep in dreamland.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
Kisses
Kiss your beloved as often as you can. There’s no such thing as too many kisses.
–Cosmo
A Great Day
A day when you get some serious mud on your paws is a great day indeed.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 