To be a good host, you must tackle your friend and sniff her aggressively immediately upon her arrival. Anything less makes you seem cold and standoffish.
–Cosmo and Stella
(Featuring their best friend Sydney)
Sharing your Couch
Hospitality may oblige you to share your couch with your puppy brother’s puppy guest. Just because you have to do it doesn’t mean you have to like it.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 