Playing around in your yard is fun and all, but nothing beats a good run in the Puppy Park on your new titanium knee.
–Stella
Did you dislocate your right knee by running into your front fence when attempting to scare off an unknown Dog who was marking the hill below your fence as if he didn’t understand property law?
Ouch… That really hurt.
Let your Humans figure out the finances of knee surgery.
You just need to milk it.
–Stella