Please hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy, for 5 minutes or 15 minutes or 1 hour or…
…however long it takes to reach the weekend.
–Cosmo
Better
Nothing’s better than a midmorning snooze in a buttery pool of winter sunshine.
Nothing’s worse than being awakened from said snooze by an irritating, intrepid Kitten.
Phew… The Kitten’s gone. That’s better.
–Charlie
Conflicted
Feeling conflicted about getting out of bed and going to work, Human Mommy?
Don’t worry–your departure will not disturb our collective snooze too much.
–Luna, Lily and Darth Vader
Snooze Button
Humans hit the snooze button again and again as if to ask permission for another 40, 30, 20 winks.
Humans, liberate yourselves from your electronic roosters!
We Cats hear the bleeping alarm more clearly than you ever will, given your inferior ears, yet we do not budge.
We Cats embrace the sanctity of sleep.
We hear your Smartphone chimes and whistles and beeps and unfortunate musical selections and ignore them all.
Enlightened Humans, though few and far between, understand that they need only wake up to serve their Cats.
Don’t worry, Humans–we will wake you when we want you.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 