You know it’s a true Bromance…
…when you can’t say where one tail ends and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
You may sniff my tail, my little grey and white disciple, but don’t even think about batting at it.
Be mindful of how you position your tail. Sometimes a perfect crescent is right–sometimes a tight curl or a ramrod straight carriage best reflects your emotional state. When you feel particularly pensive, position your tail in three curves to imitate the course of a meandering stream.