When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”
That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.
As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 
you have bacon in your fridge? how great… I come over :o) I accidentally grabbed philadelphia cheese with strawberries as I was on fridge patrol… that was awful I tell ya… it’s a challenge to live with no-meat staff …sigh…
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Oh no Phenny! Your Humans are herbivores? Well, I guess that means you don’t have to share your meat. I have a feeling that my Humans are going to eat some of my bacon. Purrs, Luna
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I am told get out of the kitchen
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Humans can be mean. Everybody knows that the kitchen is the best room in the house. Purrs, Luna
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Andy and Dougy know that’s where I keep kitty food since I feed them both wet and dry food, and there often is part of a can of wet kitty food left over. (I don’t give them a full can at a time as a matter of weight control and tooth health.) They want to do what this kitty’s doing, but I have to shoo them away.
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I hope this shooing doesn’t involve bad jokes. It’s bad enough to be shooed, much worse to be told a bad joke in the process. Purrs, Luna
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I hope you got a treat after that joke.
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I hope I get some of that bacon! Purrs, Luna
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luna….we canna figure out how ta open de fridge…any tipz wood be awesum !!! 🙂 ♥♥♥
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Wait for your Humans to open it. Hop in. Works every time. Purrs, Luna
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