Why can’t you just lick yourself clean like we Cats do, Human Mommy? You may not realize it, given the inferiority of your nose, but you smell weird every time you get out of the shower, like chlorine and plastic and false botanical notes.
You no longer smell like your shoes.
You no longer smell like you.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 
You have to wonder how humans can identify each other. Snoops and Kommando
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Fortunately, the weird smell wears off as the day goes on. Purrs, Amber
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it#s because their tongues are not long enough… they can not even touch their noses with that short thingy :O)
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That’s okay–they can wet their hands with saliva the way we Cats use our front paws for the hard to reach areas. Purrs, Amber
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Oh you cats are so clever! We can learn a lot from you guys! ❤
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Yes, we are very clever. Purrs, Amber
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amber; we iz crackin up !! false botanical notez !! good one !!!! 🙂 🙂 ♥♥
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Why do the Humans bathe in such icky scents, Tabbies? If they don’t want to smell like themselves, they could at least endeavor to smell like something good to us, like tuna. Purrs, Amber
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Interesting and funny. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
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Thank you! Purrs, Amber
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Yeah, what is wrong with licking yourself clean!? 🙂
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Nothing at all! It’s the only way to get really clean. Purrs, Amber
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I kinda like that smell. My housefolk think I stink, so I roll around on their bath towels. But then, they yowl at me that I shouldn’t be rolling on their bath towel to smell good again. I thought they wanted me to!
Be seeing you,
Midnight
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Humans make no sense, Midnight. It’s usually best to ignore them unless they are doing something useful with their opposable thumbs, like cracking open cans of tuna. Purrs, Amber
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I’m quite an unusual cat. I follow my housefolk around to make sure they love me and they are safe.
Be seeing you!
With purrs,
Midnight
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
YOU TELL US—CATS!!!! 🙂
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