Thank you, Humans, for installing this new couch in our private, members-only Cat club, sometimes erroneously referred to as a front porch.
What’s that, Humans? You want to sit on our couch?
No, you may not.
First, you are not members, membership is by invitation only and, even if we were to invite you, the club fees amount to more cans of tuna than you can afford.
Second, the only remaining cushion is reserved for our esteemed club member Quicksilver.
–Phelps and Darth
couch and club starts with the same letter and for both things you need a membership ;O))
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Glad you understand, Phenny! Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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Maybe the humans should have bought a bunk couch. đŸ™‚
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Not a bad idea! Then we could extend membership invitations to the other Cats in our neighborhood. Oh…wait… Did you suggest a bunk couch so that the Humans could sit on it too? Nope, not gonna happen. Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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BOL! This made my day! When will silly humans learn…
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Probably never. Sigh… We should still be patient with them though, on account of the opposable thumbs. Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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Looks like the couch got a cat certificate of approval.
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We do approve! Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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Sounds familiar lol
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Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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I guess sitting on the floor isn’t so bad. Hmmm.
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Honestly, that’s where Humans belong. Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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hello phelps and darth vader its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo no a club has got to hav standerds!!! otherwise it is not a club it is just a krowd or sumthing!!! ok bye
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True that, Dennis! Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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I assume there is a way to keep the woofies out so they don’t eat it?
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Claws keep the Woofies at bay. Purrs,
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DV and Phelps
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I have an old New Yorker cartoon on my fridge…guy comes home from work to find his wife sitting on the floor and the cats are on the couch. She looks up from reading her book and says, “they wouldn’t move.”
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Nope, we won’t move and even if we do, the couch still belongs to us. Purrs, Phelps and Darth Vader
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