What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 
The couch is defective, Cosmo – maybe it was one Meowie too many who lay on there – and you were the poor victim of feline abuse.
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Indeed! The Meowies broke my couch!!! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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You need a bigger, stronger couch! My cats slowly put dents in the tops of several of my chair cushions!
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Do you think I should “borrow” Human Mommy’s Amazon account to order myself a new couch? Or maybe Overstock.com would be better? Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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Absolutely. You can call it a Christmas gift for HER. She’ll be delighted!
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Oooh! I’ll get her the biggest, bestest, tastiest couch I can find! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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