As a newly appointed Stair Toll Collector, I am quickly learning that my position is only slightly about collecting the Toll.
It’s mostly about inconveniencing the resident Woofie and sometimes my Humans.
–Arya, Guest Contributor
Yes, we are relaxing, but we are also keeping the bed nice and warm for you, Humans.
Give us some credit here.
–Stella and Cosmo
You know me as a Lap Muffin…
But when my Human Mommy’s car engine is nice and toasty, I offer my services as a Hood Muffin as well.
Eat your hearts out, ladies. I’m one Hot Hood Muffin.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
No, Finnegan, you may not join me on the Cat Tree.
I am enjoying some me time.
–Amber
So you want to take a shower, Human Mommy?
Sorry, you can’t. It is Plant Spa Day.
–The Houseplants
Human Mommy rudely removed me from my chair so that she could “work.”
I find myself exiled to the second highest platform of the most Sacred Cat Tree.
Nearly a year of this work-from-home situation is weighing on us Cats.
It’s fine to “work,” Human Mommy, but why must you do it in our space?
–Finnegan
On an unseasonably warm day…
…find a spot of shade.
–Luna
Do you know what’s even better than stretching out on freshly laundered sheets?
Yay, you guessed right, Human Mommy!
Adding a tummy rub makes this lovely situation even better!
–Sunny
One of these is not like the others…
No, it’s not me, Humans. Don’t be speciesist!
It’s obviously Sunny, the only Ginger of the pack.
–Darth Vader
Been a long, hard week?
Time to collapse.
–Darth Vader
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