The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.
If you love your Humans, you must supervise them every time they go potty or go to wash up just in case they fall in the toilet, trip in the shower or over a Cat.
–Charlie, Lily, Quicksilver and Phelps
It’s one thing to relax in an empty dog crate.
It’s quite another to stretch out, tail to tail, with a sleeping Woofie who uses a bone as her pillow.
–Darth Vader
Find a safe spot to collect field notes on the Woofies’ feeding time behavior.
–Lily
Have your Humans abandoned the yard work halfway through? Initiate your eye lazers.
Cats disapprove of an unkempt garden.
–Quicksilver
If your Humans insist on assembling the new futon because two of the three of you allegedly ate the couch, don’t stand in their way. Futons can be surprisingly comfortable.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
An evening stroll is good for the mind, body, and spirit.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Lily
Relax adventurously. Stretch out for your next nap in the Woofies’ crate.
–Finnegan
If you crouch down really low, you will be undetectable to the cat on the other side of the bush until you pounce.
–Quicksilver and Amber
Did the futon you ordered online because the Woofies ate the couch arrive missing some crucial parts? No worries…
The futon’s cardboard box makes for an adequate lounging spot. There’s really no need to assemble anything.
–Lily, Amber and Darth Vader
Got the munchies? Check out the contents of your fridge before ordering delivery.
Delivery takes up to an hour, there might be something equally delicious in your fridge already, and sooner or later your Humans may figure out you hacked their OrderUp and GrubHub accounts.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 