Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Code Red! The Kibble bowl is empty!

I repeat: CODE RED!!!!

I am going to starve!

–Darth Vader

Oh, Monday…

I just can’t!

–Amber

How lucky I am to occupy the top berth on the Cat Tree! It’s the best place to watch the Birdies.

–Wally, Guest Contributor

I must figure out a way to dislodge my brother, Wally, from the top berth. That’s my spot.

–Payton, Guest Contributor

Sometimes the Humans forget to close the Woofie gate to the upstairs.

As a Stair Toll Collector, you must stretch out to make yourself into a physical barrier that prevents everyone, Woofie or otherwise, from going up top without paying the Stair Toll.

–Amber

TRIGGER ALERT: POST CONTAINS DANGEROUS LEVELS OF CUTENESS.

My new sister, Sansa, makes for a nice paw rest.

I LOVE my big sister, Arya! Not sure how I feel about being her paw rest, though.

–Arya and Sansa, Guest Contributors

Lounging can happen anytime, anywhere…

…but it is best accomplished in a sun puddle, in front of an open window, on a fine, fall day with a gentle breeze to tickle one’s Tortie stripes.

–Amber

We both know that when you stroke my snowy white belly, I will lacerated your hand with my murder mittens.

And we both know that you can’t resist, Human Mommy.

–Lily

Mondays are rough, Human Mommy.

Maybe giving me some nice ear skritches will make you feel better about stuff.

–Sunny