Head skritches or spreadsheets?
Head skritches. Always.
–Lily
Fairness
Thanks for the treats, Human Mommy!
Wait…
Did you give Darth Vader more than you gave to me?
–Lily
Effective Supervisors
Effective supervisors aren’t always alert…
…but we are always higher than you.
–Lily
Credenza
Human Daddy repositioned my credenza.
I am still assessing whether…
…or not…
…I approve.
–Finnegan
Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo! Half Moon! Why are you hiding in your cave?
You aren’t being very sociable tonight.
–Luna
Beverage Pairings
No matter what you are eating…
…a fresh, cool saucer of cream will pair perfectly with your food.
–Luna
Laying Claim
I hereby declare this cardboard box and its contents mine.
All mine.
–Luna
Beauty Routine 2
You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.
We Cats lick our fur.
Licking is more effective than ironing.
–Lily
Peckish
Please use your opposable thumbs to open the fridge, Human Mommy.
I’m feeling peckish.
–Darth Vader
Beauty Routine
Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?
Don’t you have a tongue?
Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?
Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?
–Amber
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