You know what would be nice, Santa Claws? A new, comfy doggy bed. The floor is hard, Santa Claws, and we believe the Meowies have perfumed our blanket more than once.
–Stella and Cosmo
Logic
If you really want the ball as badly as you say you do, stop bringing it back to the Human who tosses it across the backyard, away from you, again and again and again.
Logic, Woofies, logic.
–Darth Vader
Puppy Eyes
Are your Humans trying to enforce an unreasonable rule* like “no furry children in the bedroom while the Humans are away at the mysterious place they call ‘work’?”
Time to deploy the Puppy Eyes and a grand Puppy Yawn.
–Stella and Cosmo
*This rule is obviously unreasonable because we have nothing good to lounge on in our living room given that we have eaten all of our futon mattresses, our couch, a comfy side chair and a footrest.
Daily Feline Wisdom 