Cats, with their pointy claws, can start the important work of turning your living room couch into an artful, postmodern, deconstructionist statement piece, but it takes a dog to finish the job.
–Cosmo
Military Tactics
Occupy the high ground.
–Finnegan
Don’t take the Meowies’ hisses personally. Pursue diplomacy.
-Stella
Chew on Something
Frustrated? Bored? Chew on something. It will make you feel better.
–Cosmo
Girl Power
He may be bigger. He may be stronger. Never forget that you have something he’ll never have.
You’ve got girl power.
–Stella
Dining Etiquette
Woofies are hopelessly gauche. It’s perfectly acceptable to use colorful hisses, growls, and the threat of razor sharp claws to teach them the rules of dining etiquette.
–Darth Vader
Fur Color
Just because you have black and white fur and the Woofies have black and white fur doesn’t mean you have to be friends.
–Phelps
Time to growl
Are your Humans outside with the Woofies while you are stuck inside looking out?
Now is a good time for a nice throaty growl.
–Lily
Don’t be Gullible
To make you feel better about your cone, your Humans may tell you that ecollars are chic, all the rage on the Paris runways. Just because your Humans say it doesn’t mean you have to believe it.
–Stella
Post-op
Misery loves company.
–Stella and Cosmo
Sleeping with Woofies
It is not ideal to sleep with Woofies, but it is tolerable, provided they leave you the pillows.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 