Some of the best parties have good company but subpar Woofie food.
Sniff the food politely and then find a mutually stimulating topic of conversation like squirrels.
–Darth and Charlie
The food smells delicious to me. Just saying…
–Cosmo
It is not always easy to make new friends. Just keep being friendly by wagging your tail and following your potential friend around. Admittedly, there’s a fine line between “following” and “chasing” and your potential friend would probably prefer that you refrain from nipping at her undulating, stripy tail until you are in a committed relationship and she has swiped at nose no fewer than 47 times.
It’s hard to make friends.
–Cosmo