Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Uber (Tr)eats
There is nothing wrong with having your treats delivered by Uber, Grubhub or the like.
Sure, you pay a little extra and you’re not able to enjoy the atmosphere of the kitchen.
But sometimes it’s just so convenient to snack behind the Woofie gate!
–Luna, Darth Vader and Lily
Munchies
Got the munchies? Check out the contents of your fridge before ordering delivery.
Delivery takes up to an hour, there might be something equally delicious in your fridge already, and sooner or later your Humans may figure out you hacked their OrderUp and GrubHub accounts.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 