Don’t let your Humans look out the window alone!
Humans crave company and, given that their eyesight isn’t nearly as good as yours, they might miss something important like a Squirrel.
–Stella
Unopened Box
This box will be more fun when I can get inside of it.
Still, an unopened box us better than no box at all.
–Luna
Summer
Is summer ever…
…coming?!
–Finnegan
Dog T.V.
Human Daddy googled “T.V. for Dogs” and he found this cool show on YouTube for us.
Thank you, Google!
Thank you, YouTube!
Thank you, Sheep!
Thank you, Human Daddy!
This is so much better than what you and Human Mommy usually watch.
–Stella and Xena
Thursday
Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Judges
Are we judging you, Human Mommy?
Well, yes…
But why do you ask?
We’re not judging you more than we usually do.
— Phelps and Finnegan
All Mine
While the other Dogs squinch and squeeze themselves on the futon, the newest, softest Dog bed is mine..
…all mine.
–Sunny
What about us?!
You just gave treats to Darth Vader, Human Mommy, to interrupt his aria of starvation.
But what about us?
Don’t you see that we are starving even more than Darth as we lack the strength to sing for our dinner?
–Quicksilver and Luna
Mantle
Nothing embellishes a mantle…
…as well as a Cat.
–Lily
Tail
Sometimes you may find a Meowie’s tail draped over your handsome Canine muzzle.
If you are a polite Dog, just go with it.
–Sunny
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