Of course I’ll share my pillow with my little brother!
Except for the part I’m sitting on…

That part’s mine.
–Cosmo
Of course I’ll share my pillow with my little brother!
Except for the part I’m sitting on…

That part’s mine.
–Cosmo
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?

I have.
–Lily
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!

Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.

Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
The Foster Kittens and their Mama are still here, Humama?
Here in my house?
Not cool, Humama…

Not cool at all.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Why are you paying attention to the Woofies, Humans?!

I’m right here.
–Amber
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.

Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.

Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…

…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena
Help! My box has tipped over, Humans.

Please rectify this situation immediately.
–Lily
Got Milk?
Good for you.

I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader