Occupy the high ground.
–Finnegan
Don’t take the Meowies’ hisses personally. Pursue diplomacy.
-Stella
Flaneurs
It is boring to eat and drink the same things in the same place with the same cats every day. Stroll about in the fine Spring weather to find new tastes, new experiences, and new cat ladies to court on cedar decks, equipped with offerings of fine pate and fresh water.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Chew on Something
Frustrated? Bored? Chew on something. It will make you feel better.
–Cosmo
Posing for the Paparazzi
If you find yourself in a household with cat-crazy, cellphone – wielding Humans, it is important to know how to pose nonchalantly for the thousands of photos they will take of you, the Cat Celebrities. For example, crossing your front paws takes a classic Sphinx position to a whole new level of glamour and elegance.
–Darth Vader
Girl Power
He may be bigger. He may be stronger. Never forget that you have something he’ll never have.
You’ve got girl power.
–Stella
Saturday Morning
If tuna, bacon and/or creme fraiche are not involved, don’t bother waking a pretty lady on a lazy Saturday morning.
–Lily
Dining Etiquette
Woofies are hopelessly gauche. It’s perfectly acceptable to use colorful hisses, growls, and the threat of razor sharp claws to teach them the rules of dining etiquette.
–Darth Vader
Fur Color
Just because you have black and white fur and the Woofies have black and white fur doesn’t mean you have to be friends.
–Phelps
Interrupted Conversations
Go ahead and flop on your back and stretch your supple spine out to its fullest extent from front paws to tail tip during an important conversation. If your interlocutor is a cat, he’ll understand.
If he’s not a cat, why were you talking to him in the first place?
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Occupy the Highest Spot
When you are the Alpha, you should occupy the highest spot in the room from time to time to remind everyone of your status.
–Quicksilver
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