There are Woofies on the couch and politics on TV.
Life is stressful.
The Humans have their beverages of choice.
You are well within your rights to order a tunatini to help yourself cope.
–Quicksilver
Desperate Times
Have your Humans still not called a plumber to fix the drippy faucet of youth so that it drips again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Not half bad–much better than a water bowl.
–Charlie
Don’t mind the parrot…
Get up high, as high as possible, when the Woofies are careening around your backyard like a pair of wild ponies.
Don’t mind the parrot–he can look out for himself.
–Amber
First Come First Served
A king-size bed can accommodate only one Cat at a time.
First come, first served.
Late arrivals must wait patiently on the ottoman.
–Darth Vader
Falling Asleep at the Bar
It’s not good to pass out at a bar, unless it’s a salad bar, in which case a snooze is acceptable so long as there aren’t any impatient Cats in line for the spider plant behind you.
–Lily
Tummy Rub
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.
–Amber
Contentment
A good head skritch on top of a soft lap is pretty much the definition of contentment.
–Quicksilver
Run/Fly
Run.
Run as hard as you can.
When three of your four paws lift off the ground, you’ll fly.
–Cosmo
Best Naps
Fancy mattresses are nice, but nothing beats a rough stone pathway, warmed by the midday sun.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
King-size Bed
A king-size bed is almost adequate for a Queen.
Almost…
–Amber
