Cats can be neither early nor late for dinner. Dinner should happen when we arrive as we have impeccable timing.
–Phelps
Sunbathe in any weather
You can sunbathe even when it’s prohibitively chilly outside. Simply find a buttery puddle of sun inside and let your fur soak up the vitamin D.
–Finnegan
Humans are sometimes right
Humans may tell you that it’s not a great idea to curl up for a nap in an oven.
Humans are sometimes right.
–Quicksilver
Selfies
When taking a selfie, be sure to position your pretty face just so and, if at all possible, surround yourself with jewelry, curtains, and/or woven window seat mats that enhance your uncanny eyes.
–Lily
Accessories
When the woofies get on your nerves, remember that they come with some nice accessories, like the huge new bed.
–Darth Vader
Time to growl
Are your Humans outside with the Woofies while you are stuck inside looking out?
Now is a good time for a nice throaty growl.
–Lily
New Princesses
When new princesses arrive in your castle, be sure to let them know that you’re the Queen.
–Amber
Turn your back
Turn your back on those who would dare disrupt your nap. You’ve had a nip – filled weekend; it’s high time for some beauty sleep.
–Lily
Don’t be Gullible
To make you feel better about your cone, your Humans may tell you that ecollars are chic, all the rage on the Paris runways. Just because your Humans say it doesn’t mean you have to believe it.
–Stella
Play versus Dinner
Younger cats will play and play and play, ignoring dinner in favor of frivolous games.
We, the elder cats, approve of youthful foolishness as it means more wet food for us.
–Amber, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 