Is your Human Daddy exhausted after a long day at the mysterious place he and Human Mommy call “work”? Lick his face vigorously. That will set him up for the evening rounds of ball toss, Frisbee, and possibly tug.
–Cosmo
Observation Deck
The best place to watch a Woofie is from an observation deck placed out of canine jumping range.
–Quicksilver
Dancing Queen
You know you can dance when you can rotate seven-eigths of your body like a stripy tornado while keeping your pretty face and long tail perfectly still for the paparazzi.
–Lily
Bathrooms
The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.
If you love your Humans, you must supervise them every time they go potty or go to wash up just in case they fall in the toilet, trip in the shower or over a Cat.
–Charlie, Lily, Quicksilver and Phelps
Adventurous Relaxation II
It’s one thing to relax in an empty dog crate.
It’s quite another to stretch out, tail to tail, with a sleeping Woofie who uses a bone as her pillow.
–Darth Vader
Feeding Time
Find a safe spot to collect field notes on the Woofies’ feeding time behavior.
–Lily
Yard Work
Have your Humans abandoned the yard work halfway through? Initiate your eye lazers.
Cats disapprove of an unkempt garden.
–Quicksilver
Futons II
If your Humans insist on assembling the new futon because two of the three of you allegedly ate the couch, don’t stand in their way. Futons can be surprisingly comfortable.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
An Evening Stroll
An evening stroll is good for the mind, body, and spirit.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Lily
Adventurous Relaxation
Relax adventurously. Stretch out for your next nap in the Woofies’ crate.
–Finnegan
