Just because you have black and white fur and the Woofies have black and white fur doesn’t mean you have to be friends.
–Phelps
Interrupted Conversations
Go ahead and flop on your back and stretch your supple spine out to its fullest extent from front paws to tail tip during an important conversation. If your interlocutor is a cat, he’ll understand.
If he’s not a cat, why were you talking to him in the first place?
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Occupy the Highest Spot
When you are the Alpha, you should occupy the highest spot in the room from time to time to remind everyone of your status.
–Quicksilver
Timing
Cats can be neither early nor late for dinner. Dinner should happen when we arrive as we have impeccable timing.
–Phelps
Sunbathe in any weather
You can sunbathe even when it’s prohibitively chilly outside. Simply find a buttery puddle of sun inside and let your fur soak up the vitamin D.
–Finnegan
Humans are sometimes right
Humans may tell you that it’s not a great idea to curl up for a nap in an oven.
Humans are sometimes right.
–Quicksilver
Selfies
When taking a selfie, be sure to position your pretty face just so and, if at all possible, surround yourself with jewelry, curtains, and/or woven window seat mats that enhance your uncanny eyes.
–Lily
Accessories
When the woofies get on your nerves, remember that they come with some nice accessories, like the huge new bed.
–Darth Vader
Time to growl
Are your Humans outside with the Woofies while you are stuck inside looking out?
Now is a good time for a nice throaty growl.
–Lily
New Princesses
When new princesses arrive in your castle, be sure to let them know that you’re the Queen.
–Amber
