Beauty treatments don’t have to cost a lot to be effective. For example, rolling around on a sunny bed of mulch and leaves does wonders for your fur and helps you work out any kinks in your spine and tail.
–Amber
Ironing
It’s nice to be covered in glossy fur that never requires ironing.
–Finnegan
Enjoy the View
Being a gentleman means letting ladies drink first from the water faucet. While you are waiting, be sure to enjoy the view.
–Charlie
Hangover
Did you hit the catnip a little too hard last night? It’s all right to stay in bed until noon.
–Lily
Pamper Yourself
Happy Friday! Pamper yourself with a thorough grooming this evening before heading out on the town.
–Lily
Great places to sit
It’s grand to sit in a cardboard box. It’s grander still to sit in a cardboard box by a roaring fire.
–Phelps
Baskets
Have cardboard boxes become boring? Try curling up in a basket instead.
–Lily
Inventory
It is important to take inventory of your foodstuffs regularly.
–Quicksilver
Lap Cuddles
Nothing says “I love you” like a lap cuddle.
–Darth Vader
Falling Asleep
It’s okay if you fall asleep watching TV. You can always Google what happened when you wake up.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
