You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Guard Dog
No one will break into the house.
Not on my watch!
–Cosmo
Privacy
For us CelebriCats, privacy does not exist…
…not even during bath time.
–Amber
Making Friends
Hiya Orion!
Let’s hang out!
–Lily
Paper Shredder
I see you got a paper shredder, Humans.
Weren’t we Cats and Woofies disposing of your personal documents expeditiously by chewing, clawing and/or gnawing?
You will be hearing from our union.
–Finnegan
Conversation
Uncle Quicksilver has some great stories, like that time he climbed Atlas, our oak tree, or that other time he almost caught a squirrel.
You just have to restrain yourself from licking his face. Uncle Quicksilver really doesn’t like that.
–Xena
Pride or Pack?
Are you part of the pride…
…or part of the pack?
The decision often depends on the availability of the softest seat.
–Darth Vader
Tug
Hiya Uncle Darth!
Wanna play Tug with this awesome new rope toy the Humans got for us?
Nope.
–Xena and Darth Vader
Protest
The Humans say we cannot go out because it is too cold, Uncle Phelps.
Should we hold a Hunger Strike to protest?
That’s crazy talk, Finn!
Let’s just hold a Nap-in Demonstration to show the Humans how we feel.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Cats Against Literacy
A funny post about how we Cats discourage you Humans from reading.
Enjoy!
Purrs, Quicksilver et al
