One of the hardest things to do is to stay still.
All of you, even your tail.
Especially your tail.
Majestic, aren’t I?
–Cosmo
Here Birdies!
Here Birdies! There’s still an inch of seed left. Come and eat!
Don’t mind me!
— Luna
The Best Seat
The Best Seat in the House is sometimes right outside of the house…
…on a soft lap.
–Darth Vader
Good Morning
Good morning, Morning! I’m Xena.
Good morning, Xena, I’m Saturday.
You’re the best, Saturday!!
–Xena
Priorities
You say you have to go to work, Human Mommy.
But your current job is as my mattress.
Rethink your priorities.
–Luna
I love you…
I love you, pillow…
…I mean Cosmo.
–Stella
Returns
They’re upgrading your laptops at work, Human Mommy?
You’re worried they might want you to return your old laptop’s case?
Why worry?
The fur we’ve assiduously applied only enhances its value.
–Luna
Where are you?
Princess Maple Ann…
MAPLE ANN…
…where are you?
I’m right here, little Woofie Princess.
Do you have to bark your questions so loudly?
–Princesses Xena and Maple Ann
Style
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Happy Father’s Day
Father’s Day should include a cold beer…
…and a big, warm hug.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 