As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.

Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.

Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.

Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.

Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.

Silly Woofies.

–Darth Vader
Happy 4th of July!

Kindly refrain from setting off any fireworks in our vicinity.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
It’s never too hot…

…if you properly hydrate.
–Quicksilver
Hey, Papa Cosmo, I want to go outside and play fetch and chase squirrels and munch grass and such but it’s too doggone hot!
Why’s it so hot, Papa Cosmo?

Well, little Xena, Human Mommy controls the outdoor thermostat.

For some reason, known only to herself, she’s got it set at extra hot.

Why, Human Mommy? Why?
–Xena and Cosmo
I had maybe too much fun on Saturday, maybe too many Meowgaritas.
A tummy rub might be helpful right now.

If not, I’ll let you know instantly with my claws and teeth.
–Lily
I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

No doubt about it.
–Xena
I woke up like this…

Well, maybe I had a little help.
–Luna
Chardonnay?

But I ordered a Catniptini!

–Phelps
We aren’t over the Hump until noon?

–DV