I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Life is Good
Life is good…
…really good.
–Quicksilver
How Rude!
What are you doing sitting in my spot?!
How rude!
–Darth Vader
Welcome Home
Welcome home, Humans! T.C.I.F. and all that.
What did you bring us?
–Finnegan, Phelps and Quicksilver
Bow
Want to go up the stairs?
Bow to your Queen.
That’s how you bow?!
We have some work to do.
–Amber
Family
–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Back off, Monday
Back off, Monday!
I have Murder Mittens.
–Lily
Intrusions
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
–Phelps
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.
Dinnertime
We’ve talked it over.
It’s not okay to feed the Woofies before us.
No way, no how.
–Amber and Lily
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