There are good smells up top and good smells down below.

When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
There are good smells up top and good smells down below.

When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Hump Day, is it?

Where is the saucer of cream I ordered?

How do you expect me to make it over the hump without proper refreshments?
–Lily
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy.

I’m sure Human Daddy loves you almost as much as he loves me.
–Amber
This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?

Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?

I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
When you invite over friends…

…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
Curl your tail and your whiskers to match.

Ladies appreciate attention to detail.
–Phelps
Why is she staring at me?!

Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
Don’t beat yourself up for cheating on your Paleo, Raw Food, Keto, Gluten-Free Summer Diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.

Stuff happens… Mass-produced Kibble can smell really good…

Pick yourself up and go back on the prowl.
–Finnegan
Is coffee like Catnip?

It must be, judging by your obsession with the dark, scalding stuff.
–Quicksilver