It’s good when you can find a TV show that everyone likes.
This show has Squirrels for me and Birds for Lily.
–Stella
Air Biscuits
Watching your weight this Holiday season?
Perhaps I can interest you in a fresh batch of air biscuits.
They are fat-, sugar- and calorie-free, but just as sweet as can be.
–Lily
Shower
No, you may not take a shower, Human Mommy.
Can’t you see I’m busy loafing here?
–Lily
Self-Serve
Sometimes dinner is late in coming.
At those times you must serve yourself.
–Quicksilver
Slow Service
What’s the hold-up, Human Daddy?
We’ve been waiting on our order of chicken and pumpkin stew forever!
Isn’t it ready yet?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
Closed Doors
I want to leave…
…and yet the door is closed.
Unacceptable…
…totally unacceptable.
–Amber
To brunch…
To brunch or to nap?
Fortunately, brunch continues into the late afternoon…
Plenty of time to wake up, grab a Meowmosa, and return to our Sunday Sleep Marathon.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Compartmentalization
What a clever laundry hamper, Humans!
There’s a compartment for clothes, a compartment for sheets, and, most importantly…
…one for Cats.
–Luna
Cookies
Why are you making me wait to nosh on my cookies until they’ve cooled down, Human Mommy?
They smell so good and I’m ever so hungry…
I promise I won’t burn my tongue!
–Cosmo
Guard Catting
We Guard Cats have not abandoned our post.
We have strategically shifted our post
No one is going to steal the outside areas of the fort now that it has gotten so chilly.
The cozy inside is another matter…
We are vigilantly guarding the warm bed and keeping it warm in so doing.
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan and Quicksilver
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