Are your Humans watching something dumb on TV? Don’t waste your energy hissing about it, but make sure that your eyes and ears convey your contempt.
–Amber
Don’t Judge
It’s Friday. Its been a long, hard week and everyone deserves to relax. Don’t judge.
–Phelps
Welcome Home
When your Humans return home from the place they spend all day called work, your greeting should be warm yet measured. Don’t engage in the puppy’s jubilee of woofs, wags, and licks. Let your Humans know that, while you are pleased to see them, you will become more affectionate once they have proved their worth by opening your dinner.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
Culinary Inspiration
Not sure what to make for dinner? Look to birds… er… nature for inspiration.
–Amber and Quicksilver
Common Interests
It is easier to make new friends when you have common interests. Is your potential friend an ornithologist? Get up on the window seat and watch some birdies with your new buddy.
–Cosmo
Know your Catnip
Some types of Catnip will make you ricochet off the walls. Other types of Catnip will konk you out and produce mind-bending dreams. If you don’t like surprises, make sure you know what type of nip is in the carrot before partaking of it.
–Finnegan
The Boss
You don’t have to be big to claim the best spot on the bed. You just have to be the boss.
–Amber
Sharing your Couch
Hospitality may oblige you to share your couch with your puppy brother’s puppy guest. Just because you have to do it doesn’t mean you have to like it.
–Darth Vader
Dishwasher Inspections
Are you wondering if your dishwasher is cleaning your dishes thoroughly? Hire your cat to do a sniff inspection. Payment can be rendered in tuna, chicken, shrimp and/or steak, depending on your inspector’s preferences.
–Quicksilver
Morning
Morning doesn’t happen until you accept it. Sometimes acceptance doesn’t occur before noon.
–Cosmo
