It’s Monday. It’s okay to hit the snooze button several times.
–Lily
Goddess
Embrace your inner goddess. You deserve to be worshipped.
-Amber
Be a Gentleman
Always be a gentleman. Let ladies drink first, no matter how thirsty you are.
–Charlie
Relaxation
Don’t forget to relax. You can’t achieve panther like magnificence when you’re nervous.
–Darth Vader
Exit Strategies
Always have an exit strategy.
–Finnegan
Friendship
Spend quality time with a friend today.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Beauty
True beauty can’t be faked.
–Amber
Blending in
Sometimes it is best to blend in with your surroundings.
–Lily
Wisdom and Knowledge
Travel the path of wisdom and knowledge. This life is preparation for the next level of existence.
–Finnegan
The Source of Happiness
Identify what makes you happy and then travel to the source of your happiness. For example, if tuna makes you happy, travel to the counter top where the tuna emerges from its can.
–Charlie (formerly known as Pumpkin)
