Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

The Humans plugged in my sleeping egg and it feels lovely and toasty.

It’s a Cat Jacuzzi, minus the water, because who wants to sit in hot water?

Thank you, Grammy Cat for my Sleeping Egg/ Cat Jacuzzi.

–Finnegan

Human Daddy is preparing the Woofies’ dinner.

Here comes the Woofie stampede.

It’s best to stay up top to avoid getting trampled.

–Amber

Oh no, Papa Cosmo! The Humans put me in a reindeer suit.

I see, Little Xena. This is not good.

Do you see a zipper, Papa Cosmo? Maybe you can chew me out of this ridiculous outfit…

–Xena and Cosmo

Especially in the cold months…

…it’s important to have a snuggle Buddy.

–Sunny and Xena

It’s too cold to nap in my favorite outdoor spots.

I’ll catch up on my sleep in my indoor cave.

–Finnegan

It may take years but never give up…

…on training your Humans to stay off your furniture.

–Lily

I sense a Woofie behind me on the Private Members Only Cat Penthouse bed.

If I ignore him, he’s not there.

–Darth Vader

What am I doing? Oh, nothing really.

I’m just taking an innocent stroll on the fence.

–Luna

As the futon is full up with Woofies…

…I guess I’ll just have to make do with my throne.

–Lily

Thank you, Grammy Cat, for my imperial egg.

I know that you intended it for me because it was obviously inspired by Faberge and I am the only Empress here.

–Amber