It is imperative that you supervise your Human Daddy when he is working on his car. Cars are important–they transport the Humans to the place where the tuna is procured.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Because it’s there
Humans, lacking both understanding and imagination, are prone to asking silly questions such as “Finnegan, why did you climb the new fence panel?”
Because it’s there.
Duh.
–Finnegan
Sleeping with Woofies
It is not ideal to sleep with Woofies, but it is tolerable, provided they leave you the pillows.
–Amber
Effects of DIY Projects
Always consider the longterm effects of your DIY projects before undertaking them. For example, if you Humans do not enjoy tripping over lounging Felines on your way upstairs and down, perhaps you shouldn’t have installed cushy carpet stair treads.
Swearing about the current situation, even at length, solves nothing.
Now the stairs both belong and are desirable to us, the Cats.
Humans, what did you expect would happen?
–Lily
Beautiful Disappointment
A true beauty is beautiful in all of her emotional states, including happiness, sadness, anger, and disappointment at her Humans’ slowness in catering to her every whim.
–Amber
Waiting in Line
Even if you have nearly 9 lives saved up, waiting in line is the worst thing ever.
–Charlie
True Love
You will know when you find true love. Don’t question it. Your heart knows.
–Stella
Catlike Balance
This position only looks precarious to Humans who lack a catlike sense of balance. Poor Humans!
–Charlie
Find your Color Palette
Find your Color Palette and adhere to it. For example, if you have dark grey fur and white paws, you are probably a “winter.” You look your best curled up on a light grey background. Be sure curl your snowy paws so that they pop.
–Quicksilver
H2O and Omega 3
When you arrive at a pond, drink from it. Hydration is important. If a goldfish arrives in your mouth, eat it. Omega 3 is important, too.
–Finnegan
