If your Humans do not immediately offer you tuna upon their return home, jump in their car and sniff around to determine where they’ve been and, more importantly, what they’ve brought you.
–Quicksilver
Choose your Totem Animal
Choose your totem animal carefully. If you dream of leaps so high and long they verge on flight, claws extended, in pursuit of plump birds, then the eagle is your totem.
–Finnegan
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Misery loves company.
–Stella and Cosmo
When the puppies are away…
When the puppies are away getting fixed so that we won’t get stuck with even more woofies, the kitties will lounge and maybe, just maybe reminisce about the pre-woofie era.
–Amber
Admitting you have a problem
The first step in overcoming your catnip addiction is admitting you have a problem or so I’ve been told.
–Lily
The Importance of Cars
It is imperative that you supervise your Human Daddy when he is working on his car. Cars are important–they transport the Humans to the place where the tuna is procured.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Because it’s there
Humans, lacking both understanding and imagination, are prone to asking silly questions such as “Finnegan, why did you climb the new fence panel?”
Because it’s there.
Duh.
–Finnegan
Sleeping with Woofies
It is not ideal to sleep with Woofies, but it is tolerable, provided they leave you the pillows.
–Amber
Effects of DIY Projects
Always consider the longterm effects of your DIY projects before undertaking them. For example, if you Humans do not enjoy tripping over lounging Felines on your way upstairs and down, perhaps you shouldn’t have installed cushy carpet stair treads.
Swearing about the current situation, even at length, solves nothing.
Now the stairs both belong and are desirable to us, the Cats.
Humans, what did you expect would happen?
–Lily
Beautiful Disappointment
A true beauty is beautiful in all of her emotional states, including happiness, sadness, anger, and disappointment at her Humans’ slowness in catering to her every whim.
–Amber
