Who is crueler, Human Daddy, who makes an unreasonable rule like no Cats in the bedroom while the Humans are at work, or Human Mommy who enforces said rule?
–Darth Vader
Multiply your Chic
Black fur goes with everything. Nothing goes with black fur so well as more black fur.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
Mutually Beneficial Relationships
I’ll be your lap warmer if I can warm my face in the crook of your elbow on this crisp November day.
–Darth Vader
Black goes with everything
Nothing is as chic as an all-black outfit because black works with everything from light brown mulch, to deep green leaves, to the neon pink flowers placed ever so casually over your glossy flank.
–Darth Vader
No I am not Dead…
No, I am not dead.
Yes, I could be dying.
The heat dome is particularly dangerous for those of us with black, heat-absorbing fur.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 