If your Human Mommy is enjoying a glass or two of vino after a stressful day at the mysterious place she calls “work,” you are well within your rights to request a hit or two of nip.
Good housekeeping is overrated. So long as the kitty litter is pristine, it’s all right to leave a dirty comforter waiting days, weeks, months for a trip to the washing machine.
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.