Since the Meowies appropriated my splendid new Dog bed…
…I feel perfectly justified in claiming this bench cushion as my own.
–Cosmo
Cushion
Woofie Bed?
No, I think not.
–Lily
New Cushion
You’re right, Human Daddy. Human Mommy did not do a good job of measuring this bench–the cushion she purchased is much too big.
Don’t return it, though. It makes for a splendid Dog bed.
–Cosmo
Comfort
This new bed Grammy Cat gave us is ever so comfortable, but my tummy is rumbling, Humans.
Care to bring me a snack so that I can be fully comfortable?
–Cosmo
Negotiations
“You have destroyed your last Dog bed!” says Human Daddy. “No more Dog beds for you!”
We could have deployed the Puppy Eyes earlier, perhaps, but sometimes negotiations hinge on timing.
We deployed the Puppy Eyes right after our return from a fabulous, adventurous, EXHAUSTING walk/run.
Now we have an extra-large Papasan chair cushion all to ourselves.
Thank you, Human Daddy.
Thank you, Amazon Prime.
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Thank you Grammy!
I have the best Grammy in the world! She sent me this comfortable bed to aid in my recovery.
Thank you, Grammy!!
Woofs and Wags, Stella
P.S. This awesome mattress is just for me? Cosmo can only sit here with my permission right?
Early Dogsmas
Thank you for our early Dogsmas gift, Santa Claws! This new bed is much more comfortable than the cold, hard floor.
We promise we won’t gnaw through it to pull out its delectable stuffing until next year at the earliest.
–Cosmo and Stella
Dear Santa Claws
You know what would be nice, Santa Claws? A new, comfy doggy bed. The floor is hard, Santa Claws, and we believe the Meowies have perfumed our blanket more than once.
–Stella and Cosmo
Gratitude
It’s important to show your gratitude when your Human Daddy sews you a new bed, with his own two hands, because you’ve destroyed all of your previous beds.
Try not to destroy this homemade bed for a couple of hours at least.
Thank you, Daddy!
It looks delicious…er…comfortable.
–Cosmo and Stella
Accessories
When the woofies get on your nerves, remember that they come with some nice accessories, like the huge new bed.
–Darth Vader
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