Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
Synchronized napping is a legitimate sport.
Don’t believe us?
Just ask any card-carrying Cat.
–Cosmo and Stella
There’s nothing like a roaring fire on a chilly October morning. Come on fall!
–Cosmo
Is your Woofie brother taller than your tallest Cat tree?
Time to access your Humans’ Amazon Prime account to procure a Cat tree at least twice as tall.
–Finnegan
Woohoo! Our blog got over 1,000 likes this month! Thank you all so much for reading our blog!
(We are now going to eat the current futon mattress to celebrate.)
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
Meowies don’t like it when you get too close to them. Don’t worry if you forget this rule–the Meowies will remind you.
–Stella
Do your parents not understand your style? For example, are they constantly telling you to fix your ears because they’re inside-out?
Don’t pay them any mind. They mean well, but they’re too old to know that it’s trendy to expose the pink insides of your floppy ears to match your pretty pink collar.
–Stella
Humans tend to be pretty predictable, doing the same things over and over again, day in and day out.
Sometimes, though, Human Mommy will do something new, something you’ve never ever seen her do before in the 10 months you’ve been living with her.
When this happens, it’s okay to stare. Try to figure what she’s doing, why she’s doing it and, most importantly, if it can benefit you like her cooking does.
–Cosmo and Stella
Are your Humans home unexpectedly early? Is the larger Woofie inexplicably immobilized? Are you sitting pretty on top of his crate?
Take the Fifth.
–Amber
Suppose you’ve spent all day defending the fort.
Suppose you come inside, all tuckered out, and realize that there’s simmering chicken broth attracting the likes of hounds and mini-hounds and puppy-hounds and whatever else falls under the general canine designation.
Pull yourself together.
A Guard Cat’s duty is never done.
–Phelps
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