Kiss your beloved as often as you can. There’s no such thing as too many kisses.
–Cosmo
Shrinking Laps
Don’t worry if your favorite lap seems smaller than it used to. You’re still a lapdog so long as your Human Daddy says you fit.
–Cosmo
Coexistence
It is easier to coexist harmoniously when you realize that everyone needs the same things: food, water, shelter, love, and frequent, restorative naps.
–Darth Vader, Cosmo, Stella and Amber
Saying “I love you”
Some cats say “I love you” to their humans simply by purring. Purring is good, but if you really, truly love your people, you should bestow a loving flesh wound on them now and again.
–Phelps
Saying “I love you”
No need to say “I love you.” Simply sit on the people you love and dig your claws into their flesh.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 