You may sniff my tail, my little grey and white disciple, but don’t even think about batting at it.
–Quicksilver
Removing Decorations
Don’t feel lazy, Humans! You were right not to dismantle the Catsmas tree until every single Cat and Kitten got to play in it.
–Luna
What to do?
What’s a Jungle Kitten to do first? Swing from the vines, nibble on the spider plant or bat at the palm tree?
–Luna
Logic
If you really want the ball as badly as you say you do, stop bringing it back to the Human who tosses it across the backyard, away from you, again and again and again.
Logic, Woofies, logic.
–Darth Vader
Games
Some games you can play alone, like knock-the-breakable-bibelots-off-the-bookshelf.
Some games, though, require a partner, like under-door-paw-swat.
–Lily and Amber
Play versus Dinner
Younger cats will play and play and play, ignoring dinner in favor of frivolous games.
We, the elder cats, approve of youthful foolishness as it means more wet food for us.
–Amber, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 