The trouble with gyms is that you can end up waiting a super long time to use your favorite equipment.
Don’t even think about starting a conversation or advising the pretty Kitty gym members on proper weight-lifting technique or the right way to face on the treadmill.
At best, you’ll get a laser-like glare. At worst, you’ll get a hiss, some truly un-ladylike words, and a couple of new painful scratches on your handsome Canine nose.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 
that’s true… there is always a long waiting… even when the mama thinks one day at the gym can reduce the ice cream cemetery… it needs more time… sigh…
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Mmmmm…. ice cream…. Sadly, my Humans don’t share with me–they say it’s “bad” for me. I ask you, though, if it’s bad for me, how can it be good for them? Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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Wow! My oldest cat is terrified of the treadmill. He won’t go anywhere near it! You would have free access!
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Really? What are your membership fees like? Do you offer towel service? Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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At least Kitty gym members won’t leave the equipment all gross and sweaty? BOL!
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They leave it very furry, though. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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