No one survives the Rabbit-Kick-of-Death!
Not unless they are offering a can or two or three or bakers dozen of Tuna…
Get the Tuna, quickly, before I render your dominant opposable thumb inactive, Human!
–Phelps
No one survives the Rabbit-Kick-of-Death!
Not unless they are offering a can or two or three or bakers dozen of Tuna…
Get the Tuna, quickly, before I render your dominant opposable thumb inactive, Human!
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
tuna? count me in please ;O)
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You’ll have to kick the Human for it. Be careful, though, as we don’t want to damage her opposable thumbs. Purrs, Phelps
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I just bought a “kicker” catnip toy. It’s a long stick that they hug at one end and kick at the other. I’m hoping it saves my forearms.
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It sounds fun, but nothing beats lacerating real flesh! Purrs, Phelps
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Phelps…you are ready for kitty’s version of MMA…for you it would me Meow Meow Attack🤣👍
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*Typo* sorry “it would be…”
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dood….N thatz one awesum kick two…..we trust by now tuna haz been served N yur plate re filled ~~~ 🙂 ♥♥
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Are the seven declawed (I hope not, as that would mean their first part of their toes had been amputated, but I know it is legal in the US)? It is forbidden here and I have been on the receiving end of the kick of death with claws several times – the trick is to leave the hand there and not move it. I still got both hands … with thumbs.
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Nope! I’ve got all my claws. I immobilize my prey with my front claws, anchoring myself, and inflict the Rabbit Kick of Death with my back claws. Purrs, Phelps
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I just knew your humans were wise like this. It should be brought to awareness to cat-staff all over the US that declawing is no way to go. If you prefer your furniture and wall-paper undamaged, do not get a cat.
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What do you mean “damaged?” We decorate our furniture with impressionistic etchings and add pretty fringe to our curtains. The Woofies, on the other paw, may sometimes take their art a little too far. Postmodernist deconstructed couches are not for everyone. Purrs, Phelps
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